Eleanor: How many times have Chidi and I slept together?
Mindy St. Claire: 8 different days, but, like, 20 different sessions.
Eleanor: And how many times did we say... that stuff?
Mindy St. Claire: Oh, only once. Oh, God, I hated it. It, like, really killed the vibe for me. See, after I watch the porno I made starring you, I watch you talk about your feelings to cool down. It's, like, anti-porn.
Eleanor: I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life, Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark club who I mistook for Stone Cold Steve Austin. I mean, why would you show me that?
Mindy St. Claire: I don't know. You guys are, like, trapped here together. I feel bad. You know, I'm rooting for you guys.
Eleanor: No, there is no "us guys." We basically just met each other.
Mindy St. Claire: No, Eleanor. You guys have known each other a really long time. Also, it doesn't matter if I told you that or not, because when Michael finds out he's failed again, he'll just reboot you.
Eleanor: Chidi, Janet, we're leaving. I am taking this with me.
Mindy St. Claire: [deadpan] Oh, no. It's my only copy. Don't.