Mindy St. Claire Quote #10
Quote from Mindy St. Claire in Dance Dance Resolution
Eleanor: Ugh! Sorry, can I just vent to you for a second? Chidi is so annoying. I just... I cannot believe that he is the one I'm stuck here with.
Mindy St. Claire: Uh-huh, wow, crazy.
Eleanor: Oh, sorry. Jeez, man, I thought you could be human for, like, two seconds and listen to me.
Mindy St. Claire: I have, Eleanor. I have listened to you talk about Chidi 15 times in 15 different ways. Let me just cut to the chase. You two, you got it bad for each other.
Eleanor: No, we don't. Chidi's just a friend. What am I saying? He's not even a friend. He's just a weird teacher that I hate. [Mindy picks up a VHS tape] Dude, I do not want to watch Cannonball Run 2 right now. All right, what happened in the first one, so I'm all caught up?
[A video of Chidi and Eleanor in bed together plays]
Eleanor: [on tape] I don't know what's gonna happen to us, but I need to tell you something. I love you. And you don't need to respond 'cause I know you have trouble saying how you feel...
Chidi: [on tape] I love you too.
Eleanor: [scoffs] Very funny, but that... that's obviously not real.
Mindy St. Claire: Oh, that's real, baby. That's real nasty. [chuckles] Yeah, this was, like, the sixth time you guys were here. I saw you getting sexy the previous three times, so I cut a little hole in the wall so I could tape you. Call it my lookin' hole.
Chidi: [on tape] Is that a camera?
Eleanor: [on tape] Mindy, you pervert!
The Good Place Quotes
‘Dance Dance Resolution’ Quotes
Quote from Jason
Jason: Yo, yo, homies, check it. There's something messed up with this place. We keep fighting with each other. None of the TVs get the NFL RedZone channel. My soul mate doesn't even know who Blake Bortles is. I know this sounds crazy, but I think we're in the Bad Place.
Michael: Jason figured it out? Jason? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts. Ow.
Quote from Janet
Janet: No, no, no, no, Michael, please, please, please! Please don't kill me. I have so much to live for.
Michael: I'm sorry, Janet, got to reboot you every time I start over.
Janet: Oh, I know. I'm not actually upset. It's just the automatic fail-safe mechanism that kicks in every time you approach the plunger. Go ahead. Michael, you monster!
Quote from Jason
Chidi: Michael, what do we do here?
Michael: I don't know. Apparently, the Bad Place knows that one of you actually belongs down there with them, and they want that person to get inside the obelisk, or they're gonna take all of you.
Jason: I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.