Eleanor Quote #60
Quote from Eleanor in What We Owe to Each Other
Michael: You know something? As much as I've always wanted to be around humans, I think I've missed a big part of what makes them wonderful. Sometimes all you guys think about is how you can have the most fun.
Eleanor: Exactly! That was practically my mantra.
[flashback:]
Eleanor: What's up, dong bait?
Pilar: [laughs] Drop everything you're doing. Rihanna is performing in Vegas. I got tickets. We are road-tripping.
Eleanor: Oh, I can't! I promised I'd house-sit one more day, and I have to feed this stupid dog.
Pilar: I'm sorry, does this dog smoke blunts topless on a yacht like a boss? 'Cause that's how Ri-Ri do.
Eleanor: That's a very good point.
Pilar: This is floor seats in Vegas for Rihanna. The booze is free there. Do I really need to keep going?
[Eleanor talks to the dog after laying out bowls of kibbel:]
Eleanor: Okay, this is dinner tonight, breakfast tomorrow... I have an idea. [brings over the large bag of kibbel] This is in case of emergency. Do not eat this unless it's an emergency. Wow. I'm ready to be a mom.
The Good Place Quotes
‘What We Owe to Each Other’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Michael: Oh, hey, Eleanor, thanks for coming in. Sorry about the mess. [clears throat] Oh, I forgot, you don't see in nine dimensions. There's just a lot of... there's a lot of tension in the air right now.
Eleanor: Are you okay, buddy? You seem kind of stressed.
Michael: No, no, no, I'm fine. Top of my game, actually. Uh, here, let me just, uh... Have a seat. There you go. So to prepare to meet all of you, I studied the human concept of friends. I even watched all ten seasons of the show Friends. Boy, those Friends really were friends, weren't they? Although... and I realize this is the kind of observation that would only occur to the mind of an eternal being... How did they afford that apartment? A waitress and a chef with those Manhattan real estate prices.
Eleanor: Yeah, we were all confused about that too.
Quote from Jason
Jason: Dude, you got to come with us to the spa.
Chidi: No way. No, that's really weird. You can't make small talk with her for one day without being caught?
Jason: No, I can't, and she freaks me out. She's so pretty, like Nala from The Lion King. And she talks so smart, like, um... Nala from The Lion King. You got to help me.
Quote from Jason
Tahani: Jianyu, my love. How are you?
Jason: [looks at Magic 8-Ball] I am decidedly so.
Tahani: That's very profound.
Tahani: Um, soul mate... an idea. Our neighborhood now features a spa, and it offers couples packages. And I thought maybe we could get facials and do yoga and talk in long, discursive sentences. What do you say?
Jason: [looks down] Signs point to yes.
Tahani: Oh! Marvelous. We'll go today.