Michael: You know something? As much as I've always wanted to be around humans, I think I've missed a big part of what makes them wonderful. Sometimes all you guys think about is how you can have the most fun.
Eleanor: Exactly! That was practically my mantra.
[flashback:]
Eleanor: What's up, dong bait?
Pilar: [laughs] Drop everything you're doing. Rihanna is performing in Vegas. I got tickets. We are road-tripping.
Eleanor: Oh, I can't! I promised I'd house-sit one more day, and I have to feed this stupid dog.
Pilar: I'm sorry, does this dog smoke blunts topless on a yacht like a boss? 'Cause that's how Ri-Ri do.
Eleanor: That's a very good point.
Pilar: This is floor seats in Vegas for Rihanna. The booze is free there. Do I really need to keep going?
[Eleanor talks to the dog after laying out bowls of kibbel:]
Eleanor: Okay, this is dinner tonight, breakfast tomorrow... I have an idea. [brings over the large bag of kibbel] This is in case of emergency. Do not eat this unless it's an emergency. Wow. I'm ready to be a mom.