Shawn Quote #29
Quote from Shawn in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By
Eleanor: Why don't you just take us to the Bad Place already, dude?
Shawn: Because I want to see the look on Michael's face when he realizes he failed. I love seeing the look on people's faces. It's the best part of my job.
Eleanor: Dude, Michael's not coming here. Face it, man. You are outmatched, because Michael and Janet are brilliant and savvy and they've been ten steps ahead of you this whole time. We can sit here as long as you want. But you will never, ever, ever, see Michael or Janet again.
Michael: [enters] Yikes, that was rough. Total bust. Ah, Doug is a complete disaster. And I drank his piss.
Shawn: Hello, Michael. See? See the look on his face? So great.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: So, in this whole other timeline, Chidi and I said "I love you" to each other. But he doesn't remember any of that happened, so I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?
Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Yeah, I'm pretty excited to relax and have a drink. I mean, saving souls feels great, but Sydney to Budapest to Phoenix to Calgary... I'm so jetlagged, I can't even regrender my chorf. Don't even know what I was trying to say.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
Tahani: Eleanor, just because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone washed denim, they're still part of the Queen's realm. Calling them demons is a bit much.