Jason Quote #153

Quote from Jason in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By

Chidi: How do you play pool again? What are the rules?
Jason: That's one of the best things about pool, dawg. There are no rules.
Chidi: I am 100% sure there are.
Jason: Me and my friends play a special Jacksonville style of pool. It's called "Special Jacksonville-style pool." You hit whatever ball you want but you use your hands. And... that's it. Okay, your turn. I got a thousand points. Oh, that's the other rule. You make up your own points.
Chidi: I got five million points.
Jason: Damn, how'd you get so good at this so fast?

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 ‘Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By’ Quotes

Quote from Eleanor

Eleanor: So, in this whole other timeline, Chidi and I said "I love you" to each other. But he doesn't remember any of that happened, so I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?
Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.

Quote from Chidi

Chidi: Yeah, I'm pretty excited to relax and have a drink. I mean, saving souls feels great, but Sydney to Budapest to Phoenix to Calgary... I'm so jetlagged, I can't even regrender my chorf. Don't even know what I was trying to say.

Quote from Tahani

Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
Tahani: Eleanor, just because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone washed denim, they're still part of the Queen's realm. Calling them demons is a bit much.