Michael Quote #242
Quote from Michael in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By
Janet: So, it must get lonely up here all by yourself without anyone to talk to.
Doug Forcett: [chuckles] Oh, I've got lots of friends. There's this little guy, for example. Yeah, it's a snail. Hi, snail. I don't name them in case they already have a name they prefer.
Janet: Huh.
Michael: So, this is an organic garden?
Doug Forcett: Yeah. Everything I eat I grow myself. The radish patch was actually here when I moved in. I thought it'd be mean to dig it up.
Janet: Mean to the radishes?
Doug Forcett: I also grow lentils because they require very little water and have the smallest carbon footprint.
Janet: Huh. All he consumes are lentils and radishes.
Michael: No, Janet. He also consumes his own waste. So, everything's fine.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: So, in this whole other timeline, Chidi and I said "I love you" to each other. But he doesn't remember any of that happened, so I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?
Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Yeah, I'm pretty excited to relax and have a drink. I mean, saving souls feels great, but Sydney to Budapest to Phoenix to Calgary... I'm so jetlagged, I can't even regrender my chorf. Don't even know what I was trying to say.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
Tahani: Eleanor, just because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone washed denim, they're still part of the Queen's realm. Calling them demons is a bit much.