Janet: So, it must get lonely up here all by yourself without anyone to talk to.
Doug Forcett: [chuckles] Oh, I've got lots of friends. There's this little guy, for example. Yeah, it's a snail. Hi, snail. I don't name them in case they already have a name they prefer.
Janet: Huh.
Michael: So, this is an organic garden?
Doug Forcett: Yeah. Everything I eat I grow myself. The radish patch was actually here when I moved in. I thought it'd be mean to dig it up.
Janet: Mean to the radishes?
Doug Forcett: I also grow lentils because they require very little water and have the smallest carbon footprint.
Janet: Huh. All he consumes are lentils and radishes.
Michael: No, Janet. He also consumes his own waste. So, everything's fine.