Shawn Quote #14
Quote from Shawn in Leap to Faith
Eleanor: Michael, is this all true?
Michael: Yes, Eleanor, it is. You're such a rube, thinking you could become a better person. You got Chidi to teach you stupid philosophy... Like those old farts were gonna provide guidance. "Oh, Kierkegaard is so great. Have you read Fear and Trembling?" Well, I don't know, have you read Boring and Stupid? Because that's what you are.
Shawn: Nice.
Michael: Thank you.
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‘Leap to Faith’ Quotes
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Michael: How did they get Janet's bracelets off? It's literally impossible for a human to do. It's like breathing underwater or driving without texting.
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Jason: I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones you most expect?
Quote from Michael
Shawn: Before tonight's party, I'd love to talk more about your strategy for torturing Tahani. I'm impressed you were able to make her fall in love with Jason. She must be miserable.
Michael: Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.