Eleanor: Michael, is this all true?
Michael: Yes, Eleanor, it is. You're such a rube, thinking you could become a better person. You got Chidi to teach you stupid philosophy... Like those old farts were gonna provide guidance. "Oh, Kierkegaard is so great. Have you read Fear and Trembling?" Well, I don't know, have you read Boring and Stupid? Because that's what you are.
Shawn: Nice.
Michael: Thank you.