Jason Quote #201
Quote from Jason in Help Is Other People
John: I can't take it anymore. I know something, and it's just graduated from hot goss to relevant AF. Yes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. That's not Jianyu. His name is Jason. And he's here by mistake. Chidi's been helping him hide and become a better person. [exhales heavily]
Tahani: I also knew about this, of course. Might as well come clean, darling.
Jason: Hi, Simone. Jason Mendoza, Jacksonville, Florida. Go, Jags, obviously. Um, what else about me? I was born in a swimming pool.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Help Is Other People’ Quotes
Quote from Brent
Brent: Well, right at the beginning, I talked to Mike and Eleanor, and they were like, "Yeah, don't tell anyone this, but there's a place better than this, the Best Place, and that's where you're headed, amigo."
Chidi: I don't think they actually called you amigo.
Brent: I had to go through the year here, kind of a test, I guess, which, obviously, I aced. So at midnight, I'm in the first Escalade out of here, baby.
Simone: Brent.
Brent: Yeah?
Simone: Think about this.
Brent: Okay.
Simone: How could you get into the Best Place? You would literally have to be one of the most incredible people in the universe.
Brent: I mean, it makes sense to me. I don't know what to tell you.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Okay, in the words of Princess Kate after we came back from our shopping trip in Ibiza, "There's a lot to unpack here." Perhaps we should just put our concerns aside and enjoy ourselves.
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: Focus. We cannot let this slip away from us at the last second. New plan: forget the toasts. We do nothing. We hope that our early successes make up for the embarrassing mess we've become. Like Facebook or America.