John: I can't take it anymore. I know something, and it's just graduated from hot goss to relevant AF. Yes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. That's not Jianyu. His name is Jason. And he's here by mistake. Chidi's been helping him hide and become a better person. [exhales heavily]
Tahani: I also knew about this, of course. Might as well come clean, darling.
Jason: Hi, Simone. Jason Mendoza, Jacksonville, Florida. Go, Jags, obviously. Um, what else about me? I was born in a swimming pool.