Jason Quote #197
Quote from Jason in Employee of the Bearimy
Janet: Thanks for rescuing me. I missed you so much.
Jason: I missed you too. Bad Janet was so mean to me. She told me so many lies. Like she said the Jags cut Blake Bortles. Can you believe that?
Janet: Oh, no. Jason, that wasn't a lie. Blake Bortles was cut by the Jaguars.
Jason: What? How? Why? Who's their QB now?
Janet: A man named Nick Foles.
Jason: Nick Foles? Are you kidding me? He won a Super Bowl! We're gonna be unstoppable! Foles!
Janet: Foles!
Michael: Foles!
Janet: Oh, no. Nick Foles just broke his clavicle.
Jason: Nooo!
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Tahani: Hello, all! I took the liberty of preparing a few simple snacks.
John: Whew, this place is nice! Did anyone else see that movie The Lake House with Keanu and Sandy B? Oh, I love a movie with gentle magic. Give me a time-traveling mailbox or a mother-daughter body switch, or like, uh, Sarah Michelle Gellar as a chef and her food tastes amazing because she cries in it? [chuckles] I should've been a screenwriter.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: All right, babe, it's go time. You ready?
Tahani: Absolutely. I feel very confident with you in charge. In the words of my godfather, acting in what can only be described in hindsight as his most problematic role, "You the man now, dawg!"
Eleanor: As always, thank you for finding the quickest possible way to say things.