Eleanor Quote #358
Quote from Eleanor in Employee of the Bearimy
Eleanor: Oh, Chidi. There you are.
Chidi: I'm sorry. I should've told you. I decided to just stay home and read. Swimming in lakes scares me, and so does waterskiing.
Eleanor: We know all that, Chidi. We never expected you to meet the group at the lake house. We had a special solo activity planned for you.
Chidi: Really? What is it?
Eleanor: We have hidden several clues in this apartment to a puzzle.
Chidi: Ooh! I love puzzles! They're so much fun, but they're also like homework. Win-win.
Tahani: Well, this one's a doozy because when you solve it, you get the answer to the truth about the universe.
Eleanor: [chuckles] Spoiler alert, I guess. Hey, Tahani, you've been so helpful, but everyone's back at the lake house with no party hostess, which is obviously less than ideal. So go on. Get!
The Good Place Quotes
‘Employee of the Bearimy’ Quotes
Quote from Shawn
Shawn: What in the name of Kevin Spacey's self-made Christmas Eve video message to try to get back on House of Cards is going on here?
Quote from John
Tahani: Hello, all! I took the liberty of preparing a few simple snacks.
John: Whew, this place is nice! Did anyone else see that movie The Lake House with Keanu and Sandy B? Oh, I love a movie with gentle magic. Give me a time-traveling mailbox or a mother-daughter body switch, or like, uh, Sarah Michelle Gellar as a chef and her food tastes amazing because she cries in it? [chuckles] I should've been a screenwriter.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: All right, babe, it's go time. You ready?
Tahani: Absolutely. I feel very confident with you in charge. In the words of my godfather, acting in what can only be described in hindsight as his most problematic role, "You the man now, dawg!"
Eleanor: As always, thank you for finding the quickest possible way to say things.