Chidi Quote #130

Quote from Chidi in Janet(s)

Eleanor #6: Chidi, I'm scared.
Chidi-Janet: I know.
Eleanor #6: What am I supposed to be doing right now? I don't remember.
Eleanor #7: I'm having a hard time remembering.
Chidi-Janet: Right. Memories, you need to remember who you are. You're Eleanor Shellstrop from Phoenix, Arizona. [Eleanor keeps transforming] Your favorite meal is shrimp scampi. You listed your emergency contact as Britney Spears as a long-shot way of meeting her, and your favorite movie is that clip of John Travolta saying "Adele Dazeem." You flew halfway around the world because you wanted to be a better person, and it was very brave. You're sharp, and you're strong. You make fun of me a lot. You once called me a human snooze button. But you also showed up in my classroom when I was drowning in despair and canned chili, and you basically saved my life. You have very high self-esteem, and a very low tolerance for men who wear sandals, and your worst nightmare is someone saying something nice about you to your face, but too bad because I need to say it because you deserve it. Because... because...
Eleanor-Janet: Chidi... [they kiss]
[Chidi transforms back into his normal self]
Chidi: [sighs]
Eleanor: [chuckles] Nice work, bud. Did you mean everything you said, or did you just say it because the world was ending?
Chidi: I really want to play this cool, but I'm afraid that I'm going to ruin it if I try to be sexy. I already ruined it. Um, saying the word "sexy" is not sexy... [Eleanor kisses him]

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Quote from Michael

Neil: Well, I've got to run. We're having a little thing in the break room for Marisol's birthday. She turning 39,000,000 again. So, if there's nothing else...
Michael: "If there's nothing else"? Neil, be logical. Not one Good Place resident in over 500 years? Not Jonas Salk? Not Harriet Tubman? Not one single Golden Girl? The Bad Place has hacked your system!
Neil: No, it hasn't. How dare you? Frankly, I'm beginning to resent your tone, sir. If you've got a problem, then go to the Good Place and take it up with the Committee. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to the break room, because there's cake over there, and if I don't move quickly, Erika will get the last corner piece. Good day, sir!

Quote from Eleanor

Jason: That was awesome! I want to go again!
Eleanor: Where are we?
Michael: We're in the Good Place.
Eleanor: No offense, dude, but you have told us a lot of lies in the last 300 years. So, seriously, where the fork are we? Fork. Shirt. Ash hole. [gasps] Holy forking shirtballs. We're in the Good Place!

Quote from Jason

Chidi-Janet: This is nuts. We're in a void in the body of a white lady.
Eleanor-Janet: Not a lady.
Tahani-Janet: Not a lady, darling.
Jason-Janet: Well, we are white. Let's all say white people things! Billy Joel. I found it on Etsy. There was nowhere to park. Did you refill the Brita?