Eleanor Quote #301
Quote from Eleanor in Janet(s)
Chidi-Janet: Eleanor, how'd you know I always wanted a dog like this?
Eleanor-Janet: Funny story, it's one of the things I saw in the alternate timeline, where we were soul mates on and off for 300 years. Maybe we should talk about that?
Chidi-Janet: Well, I suppose we can, but there's not that much to talk about. The things you saw weren't part of my life, so they didn't happen to me.
Eleanor-Janet: What the hell are you talking about, man? Of course it was you. I saw it.
Chidi-Janet: Well, it was a Chidi, sure, but it wasn't me Chidi. This is a classic philosophical question. The concept of the self, or who we are. Philosophically speaking, there's the Chidi I am, who lived a certain life, and there's the Chidi you saw, your soul mate or whatever, who had some entirely different life. They're not the same Chidis.
Eleanor-Janet: [chuckles] I'm so sorry. Yeah, no, I get it. Counterpoint... that's the dumbest thing you've ever said, and you do not deserve a puppy! I'm un-blooping your puppy!
[When Eleanor tries to un-summon the puppy, more puppies appear. She tries again and even more appear.]
Eleanor-Janet: Things are getting cuter, and I want them to get less cute!
The Good Place Quotes
‘Janet(s)’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Neil: Well, I've got to run. We're having a little thing in the break room for Marisol's birthday. She turning 39,000,000 again. So, if there's nothing else...
Michael: "If there's nothing else"? Neil, be logical. Not one Good Place resident in over 500 years? Not Jonas Salk? Not Harriet Tubman? Not one single Golden Girl? The Bad Place has hacked your system!
Neil: No, it hasn't. How dare you? Frankly, I'm beginning to resent your tone, sir. If you've got a problem, then go to the Good Place and take it up with the Committee. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to the break room, because there's cake over there, and if I don't move quickly, Erika will get the last corner piece. Good day, sir!
Quote from Eleanor
Jason: That was awesome! I want to go again!
Eleanor: Where are we?
Michael: We're in the Good Place.
Eleanor: No offense, dude, but you have told us a lot of lies in the last 300 years. So, seriously, where the fork are we? Fork. Shirt. Ash hole. [gasps] Holy forking shirtballs. We're in the Good Place!
Quote from Jason
Chidi-Janet: This is nuts. We're in a void in the body of a white lady.
Eleanor-Janet: Not a lady.
Tahani-Janet: Not a lady, darling.
Jason-Janet: Well, we are white. Let's all say white people things! Billy Joel. I found it on Etsy. There was nowhere to park. Did you refill the Brita?