Chidi-Janet: Eleanor, how'd you know I always wanted a dog like this?
Eleanor-Janet: Funny story, it's one of the things I saw in the alternate timeline, where we were soul mates on and off for 300 years. Maybe we should talk about that?
Chidi-Janet: Well, I suppose we can, but there's not that much to talk about. The things you saw weren't part of my life, so they didn't happen to me.
Eleanor-Janet: What the hell are you talking about, man? Of course it was you. I saw it.
Chidi-Janet: Well, it was a Chidi, sure, but it wasn't me Chidi. This is a classic philosophical question. The concept of the self, or who we are. Philosophically speaking, there's the Chidi I am, who lived a certain life, and there's the Chidi you saw, your soul mate or whatever, who had some entirely different life. They're not the same Chidis.
Eleanor-Janet: [chuckles] I'm so sorry. Yeah, no, I get it. Counterpoint... that's the dumbest thing you've ever said, and you do not deserve a puppy! I'm un-blooping your puppy!
[When Eleanor tries to un-summon the puppy, more puppies appear. She tries again and even more appear.]
Eleanor-Janet: Things are getting cuter, and I want them to get less cute!