Michael Quote #252
Quote from Michael in Janet(s)
Neil: Hey-o! [chuckles] There they are. Good to see you. Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm Neil, Head Accountant. You must be Janet and Michael?
Michael: Yes.
Neil: [chuckles] Can I just say, I really depreciate you coming. [silence] Uh? A little bit of accounting humor.
Michael: Ah.
Neil: Yeah. So what can I do for you?
Michael: Well, I'm concerned about certain anomalies in the point system. I'm worried that, somehow, the Bad Place has been tampering.
Neil: Tampering? No, no, no. Quite impossible. Laughable, really. Janet, can you remind me to laugh at that later?
Neutral Janet: Your amusement has been scheduled. End of conversation.
Neil: She's a lot of fun.
Michael: Could you just humor us, though? Show us how the system works?
Neil: Uh, well, I suppose I could give you a quick tour. We don't get a lot of visitors. Follow me.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Janet(s)’ Quotes
Quote from Michael
Neil: Well, I've got to run. We're having a little thing in the break room for Marisol's birthday. She turning 39,000,000 again. So, if there's nothing else...
Michael: "If there's nothing else"? Neil, be logical. Not one Good Place resident in over 500 years? Not Jonas Salk? Not Harriet Tubman? Not one single Golden Girl? The Bad Place has hacked your system!
Neil: No, it hasn't. How dare you? Frankly, I'm beginning to resent your tone, sir. If you've got a problem, then go to the Good Place and take it up with the Committee. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get to the break room, because there's cake over there, and if I don't move quickly, Erika will get the last corner piece. Good day, sir!
Quote from Eleanor
Jason: That was awesome! I want to go again!
Eleanor: Where are we?
Michael: We're in the Good Place.
Eleanor: No offense, dude, but you have told us a lot of lies in the last 300 years. So, seriously, where the fork are we? Fork. Shirt. Ash hole. [gasps] Holy forking shirtballs. We're in the Good Place!
Quote from Jason
Chidi-Janet: This is nuts. We're in a void in the body of a white lady.
Eleanor-Janet: Not a lady.
Tahani-Janet: Not a lady, darling.
Jason-Janet: Well, we are white. Let's all say white people things! Billy Joel. I found it on Etsy. There was nowhere to park. Did you refill the Brita?