Neil: Hey-o! [chuckles] There they are. Good to see you. Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm Neil, Head Accountant. You must be Janet and Michael?
Michael: Yes.
Neil: [chuckles] Can I just say, I really depreciate you coming. [silence] Uh? A little bit of accounting humor.
Michael: Ah.
Neil: Yeah. So what can I do for you?
Michael: Well, I'm concerned about certain anomalies in the point system. I'm worried that, somehow, the Bad Place has been tampering.
Neil: Tampering? No, no, no. Quite impossible. Laughable, really. Janet, can you remind me to laugh at that later?
Neutral Janet: Your amusement has been scheduled. End of conversation.
Neil: She's a lot of fun.
Michael: Could you just humor us, though? Show us how the system works?
Neil: Uh, well, I suppose I could give you a quick tour. We don't get a lot of visitors. Follow me.