Michael Quote #245
Quote from Michael in Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By
Doug Forcett: We are here to celebrate the life of Martin Luther Gandhi Tyler Moore, the snail. I named him/her that posthumously because I imagine him/her to be the greatest and most talented snail ever to have lived. Michael, would you care to say a few words?
Michael: [chuckles] Oh, you're serious. Yes. Um, okay. Martin was a lot of things. A snail, mostly. But also a friend. Martin taught us about life, about love, and about the limits of scotch tape.
Doug Forcett: Goodbye, Martin. Happy, slimy trails, old friend. I'm sorry, I've got to leave right away. I've decided to make a donation to the Canadian Mollusk Association in Martin's honor. Their office is in Edmonton, so it will take me about three weeks to walk there and back. Take care. Okay, look out little fellow. Heads up. Here comes a shoe.
The Good Place Quotes
‘Don't Let the Good Life Pass You By’ Quotes
Quote from Eleanor
Eleanor: So, in this whole other timeline, Chidi and I said "I love you" to each other. But he doesn't remember any of that happened, so I guess my question is, when is the right time to tell someone you were passionate lovers in an alternate timeline in the afterlife but he doesn't remember because technically none of that happened in this strand of the multi-verse?
Tahani: [sighs]
Eleanor: You know what? I'll just check with Yahoo Answers. I'm sure someone's weighed in.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Yeah, I'm pretty excited to relax and have a drink. I mean, saving souls feels great, but Sydney to Budapest to Phoenix to Calgary... I'm so jetlagged, I can't even regrender my chorf. Don't even know what I was trying to say.
Quote from Tahani
Eleanor: Hey guys, having fun? Cool, cool, cool. So, we need to get out of here immediately because this bar is full of demons.
Tahani: Eleanor, just because these people are wearing cheap leather and stone washed denim, they're still part of the Queen's realm. Calling them demons is a bit much.