Blanche Quote #1306
Quote from Blanche in A Midwinter Night's Dream
Derek: Blanche, my pet, I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake. This gentleman thinks I stole your car.
Blanche: My car? You stole my car?
Derek: Borrowed, precious.
Police Officer: That's his story, but I know what happens with older folks like yourself. A guy comes to the door, he talks too fast, you get confused. You'd think they'd have more respect for senior citizens.
Blanche: I lent him the car.
Rose: Oh, come on, Blanche. You have to admit, when you get to our age there are people who can outwit us.
Blanche: I gave him the car. I knew exactly what I was doing. A tossed salad could outwit you, Rose.
Police Officer: Well, all right, ma'am. If you say you know this fellow, then I guess it's all right. You have a good night.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘A Midwinter Night's Dream’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: I don't understand this, but these men are acting crazy.
Sophia: You're telling me. I haven't been hit on like this since I stopped hanging out at the midnight show of Harold and Maude.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Oh, come on, Ma. That's superstitious nonsense. You know, step on a crack, break your mother's back.
It doesn't work. I know. I tried.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Well, you know this necklace is a priceless heirloom. It belonged to my Grammy. I've only worn it three times in my whole life, and each occasion marked the beginning of a passionate romance. And tonight, I've decided to wear it with clothes.