Derek: Blanche, my pet, I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake. This gentleman thinks I stole your car.
Blanche: My car? You stole my car?
Derek: Borrowed, precious.
Police Officer: That's his story, but I know what happens with older folks like yourself. A guy comes to the door, he talks too fast, you get confused. You'd think they'd have more respect for senior citizens.
Blanche: I lent him the car.
Rose: Oh, come on, Blanche. You have to admit, when you get to our age there are people who can outwit us.
Blanche: I gave him the car. I knew exactly what I was doing. A tossed salad could outwit you, Rose.
Police Officer: Well, all right, ma'am. If you say you know this fellow, then I guess it's all right. You have a good night.