Sophia Quote #1925

Quote from Sophia in Where's Charlie?

Dorothy: Blanche, I don't think this is gonna work. Come on, you don't know anything about baseball. You're just misleading this guy.
Blanche: Oh, you're just jealous because I have a healthy sex life and all you have is your mother.
Sophia: Dorothy would rather have me than a healthy sex life. Right, Dorothy?
Dorothy: Right. Not!
Sophia: That's how you talk to your mother? Put that in the letter to your father. How sassy you've gotten since menopause.

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 ‘Where's Charlie?’ Quotes

Quote from Dorothy

Dorothy: You're a horrible little person.
Sophia: Come on, like you never pretended to be possessed by somebody's dead husband for a couple of laughs.
Dorothy: You know, you have really ruined Rose's relationship with Miles.
Sophia: If you could have seen her face when I talked like Charlie. I almost wet myself.
Dorothy: Listen, you vindictive little sea monkey, you are going to tell Rose the truth.
Sophia: Or?
Dorothy: Remember Shady Pines?
Sophia: Yeah, it wasn't so bad.
Dorothy: I hear they sold it to some Germans.
Sophia: Rose? Rose, sweetheart? Rose?

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: Oh, I would like you all to meet Stevie. I'm gonna be coachin' him. He's a professional baseball player.
Dorothy: Oh, you got Blanche's number from the wall in the dugout?
Stevie: Yes, ma'am. And it sure was right. I am having a good time.

 Sophia Petrillo Quotes

Quote from The Flu

Blanche: You don't have to worry about me. I never get sick. I take very good care of myself. I treat my body like a temple.
Sophia: Yeah, open to everyone, day or night.

Quote from The Engagement

Rose: I don't drink before bedtime. I stop all liquids at noon and I still wake up.
Sophia: I never have that problem. Never. I sleep like a log. I never get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. I go in the morning. Every morning like clockwork, at 7 am I pee. Unfortunately, I don't wake up till 8.