Dorothy Quote #1065

Quote from Dorothy in There Goes the Bride: Part 2

Sophia: Dorothy, I guess we're sleeping together tonight.
Dorothy: Ma, I have a better idea. In my suitcase there are two tickets to Aruba. I think Stan owes us a little vacation, don't you?
Sophia: Aruba! I love Aruba. Where's Aruba?
Dorothy: Come on, Ma. Get goin'. We have a plane to catch.
Blanche: Oh, I've got the very things for you to take with ya. Here, let me get that.
Dorothy: Ugh! God, this has always been my worst nightmare.
Truby: A wedding falling apart at the last minute?
Dorothy: No, going on a honeymoon with my mother.

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 ‘There Goes the Bride: Part 2’ Quotes

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: Oh, you just look so beautiful. You know, this reminds me of the day I married George. Oh, it was an exquisite wedding. 500 people in that big, old church and I didn't have any underwear on.
Dorothy: Why?
Blanche: I just felt it was the right thing to do.

Quote from Blanche

Rose: Anyway, I stopped at a gas station and they were nice enough to give me a ride. Oh, by the way, Chuck says, "Yo."
Blanche: Chuck from Arco or Chuck from Shell?
Rose: Shell.
Blanche: Big Chuck from Shell or Little Chuck from Shell?
Dorothy: Blanche, I think you're spending too much time at the full-service island.

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: Well, I hope you find somebody soon. Actually, you'll need two new tenants.
Sophia: I'm not living with you and Stan.
Dorothy: Yes, you are, Ma. I want you with us, and besides, you can't afford to live alone.
Sophia: Blanche is letting me keep my room, and I have an interview at McDonald's. If I can see over the counter, I'm their new fry girl.