Sophia Quote #1067

Quote from Sophia in The Impotence of Being Ernest

Sophia: OK, Dorothy. I'm going for a walk. If I don't come back, it's up to you to take care of Sonny Venuchio. His address is on the table.
Dorothy: Ma, that's it. Now, I want you to look at me and tell me this vendetta business is all a joke.
Sophia: This vendetta business is all a joke. [phone rings]
Dorothy: Now I want you to look me in the eye and tell me you're not lying.
Sophia: I'm not lying.
Blanche: [answering phone] Sophia, it's for you. He says his name is Tony the Hook.
Sophia: Tell him I'll call him back. What are you looking at? He's my butcher. Yeah, that's it. My butcher.

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 ‘The Impotence of Being Ernest’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Ernie: How's your souffle, Rose?
Rose: Delicious. I never did get the hang of making these. Boy, there is nothing more frustrating than waiting for one of these suckers to rise and it just won't. ... That's no reflection on you, Ernie.

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: Well, Rose has a date and I don't. What are the odds of something like this happening? There's probably a better chance of getting struck by lightning in a house you won from Ed McMahon.

Quote from Rose

Rose: If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships, anyway.
Ernie: You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all?
Rose: Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other. Like animals.
Ernie: You get all sweaty and flushed.
Rose: Your hair gets mussed.
Ernie: You lose your breath.
Rose: You lose your earrings.
Ernie: Your mouth waters.
Rose: Your nose runs.
Ernie: Your heart races.
Rose: Your blood races.
Ernie: Rose.
Rose: Say it, Ernie.
Ernie: It's time, Rose.
Rose: Check, please!