Quote from Rose in The Impotence of Being Ernest
Rose: If you ask me, people rely too much on sex in relationships, anyway. Ernie: You're right. I mean, what is sex, after all? Rose: Two clunky old bodies thrashing around against each other. Like animals. Ernie: You get all sweaty and flushed. Rose: Your hair gets mussed. Ernie: You lose your breath. Rose: You lose your earrings. Ernie: Your mouth waters. Rose: Your nose runs. Ernie: Your heart races. Rose: Your blood races. Ernie: Rose. Rose: Say it, Ernie. Ernie: It's time, Rose. Rose: Check, please!