Dorothy Quote #691
Quote from Dorothy in Stan Takes a Wife
Stan: Well, what do you want? Lasagna or cannelloni?
Dorothy: Oh, Ma makes great lasagna. I can never get mine to taste as good. She says it's because I don't sing to my marinara sauce. That's her secret. She sings opera to her sauce. Except, of course, during the holiday season when she sings Nat King Cole.
Stan: I love your lasagna.
Dorothy: Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better.
Stan: Is it working?
Dorothy: Like a charm.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Stan Takes a Wife’ Quotes
Quote from Rose
Rose: What about you? You must be exhausted being here by yourself all night.
Dorothy: I wasn't alone. Stan came by and stayed with me. Brought me food, held me. Showed me that special part of himself.
Rose: Right there in the waiting room?
Dorothy: Not that part, Rose!
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: You have been walking around sick for over a week. You'd feel a lot better if you would just obey the doctor's orders. Look, either you're gonna follow his orders or I'll call him and tell on you.
Sophia: Oh, what is he gonna do? Come over and spank me?
Blanche: If he does, tell him to come by my room.
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Then it's finally happened. I cannot believe it. I have lost it, haven't I?
Sophia: In more backseats than any woman I know.