Rose Quote #1112
Quote from Rose in Ro$e Love$ Mile$
Rose: I can't cheat on Miles.
Blanche: Well, maybe cheat isn't quite the right word. Just think of it as one night out with my rich friends from Texas.
Rose: Well, why isn't that cheating?
Blanche: 'Cause you're not gonna get caught. Come on, Rose. Just think about it. A delicious dinner at an elegant restaurant. At night.
Rose: You mean no coupons, Blanche?
Blanche: No coupons, Rose.
Rose: Chefs who don't wear pirate hats?
Blanche: Oh, I don't think so.
Rose: And he'll pay for everything? I don't have to leave the tip?
Blanche: That's right.
Rose: [singsong] I'm gonna cheat on Miles. I'm gonna to cheat on Miles.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Ro$e Love$ Mile$’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Honey, is something wrong?
Rose: Well, it's Miles. Lately he's gotten I don't know, really tight, and I hate it.
Blanche: Oh? Well, I'm just the opposite. I love a tight man. Tight man with cast-iron pecs, thighs that could choke a bear, and a butt you could eat breakfast off of. Then the two of us would... Rose, when did you get in?
Rose: Blanche, I've been here the whole time. I was telling you about Miles being tight.
Blanche: Oh, I love a tight man. A tight man with cast-iron pecs, thighs...
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: Now listen, honey, while I'm gone, I'm putting you in charge of Ma.
Blanche: Me? Why Why me and not Rose?
Dorothy: Well, Rose couldn't keep our rock garden alive. What, I'm gonna give her my mother? Now look, as for instructions, Ma is to be fed twice a day. Walk her after her second meal. And don't give her anything liquid after 10:00.
Quote from Sophia
Dorothy: But before I tell you about my weekend, I want to hear all about yours.
Sophia: You're looking at it. All I did was sit. Blanche was all over me like a cheap slut.
Rose: I think you mean suit.
Dorothy: Not necessarily.