Blanche Quote #1075
Quote from Blanche in There Goes the Bride: Part 1
Police Officer: Sorry to interrupt. I got a call from a Mrs. Rose Nylund. The woman inside said you'd be here.
Blanche: My God. You are just perfect! Now look, that is her right there. She doesn't suspect a thing. You got your handcuffs?
Police Officer: Well, yes.
Blanche: OK, great. Now look, when I give you one of these- [slaps his behind]
Police Officer: Hiya!
Blanche: You go into your dance. You got it?
Police Officer: Listen, I think there's been a mistake-
Blanche: Oh, my goodness, everybody, just look who's here! [a well-toned man in a skimpy police uniform arrives] Why, we must have the music up too loud. I'll turn it down. There's your criminal. Prosecute her to the utmost of the law!
Dorothy: Blanche!
Rose: Oh, can you believe this? The stripper's here and we're missing it, all because of these stupid blindfolds!
Blanche: OK, Furillo, drop your pants. It's time for a little search and seizure.
Police Officer: Touch me again and you'll go to prison, lady!
Blanche: Honk, honk! Blanche!
Dorothy: Blanche, we have company. [points to the sparsely dressed "police officer"]
Blanche: This means you're a real cop?
Police Officer: Yes, ma'am.
Blanche: The name is Devereaux. Blanche Devereaux. Whoo!
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘There Goes the Bride: Part 1’ Quotes
Quote from Sophia
Rose: So I don't know what to do. I tried to convince Myra that he's just a friend, but she wouldn't listen. She won't accept the divorce. I feel threatened.
Sophia: Oh, please, that's no threat. Where I come from, when someone wanted to make a point, they'd tie a string around your finger. Well, come to think of it, it wasn't a string, it was a piano wire. Actually, it wasn't your finger, it was your neck. Anyway, it was very popular. In fact, piano wire was our village's second biggest export. You know what our biggest export was?
Both: No.
Sophia: Too bad. I don't remember either. My God, I've left brain cells all over the Eastern Seaboard.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I have some news. I told my mother about us.
Stan: You're kidding? How did she take it?
Dorothy: Pretty well.
Stan: Chest pains?
Dorothy: You remember.
Stan: Hey, you don't forget your wedding day.
Quote from Sophia
Sophia: Who's on the phone?
Rose: It's that woman from the restaurant.
Sophia: Give me the phone. [on the phone] So, uh, you're Myra. Who am I? Some call me Sophia. Others know me as "The Terminator." Of course, these people have corneas that look like cotton balls.
Rose: Maybe I better talk.
Sophia: Is that right? Well, listen, Myra, I'm not afraid of you. I'm from Sicily. You know what the number one export of our village is? Ransom notes. [aside] I had a flashback in the can.