Police Officer: Sorry to interrupt. I got a call from a Mrs. Rose Nylund. The woman inside said you'd be here.
Blanche: My God. You are just perfect! Now look, that is her right there. She doesn't suspect a thing. You got your handcuffs?
Police Officer: Well, yes.
Blanche: OK, great. Now look, when I give you one of these- [slaps his behind]
Police Officer: Hiya!
Blanche: You go into your dance. You got it?
Police Officer: Listen, I think there's been a mistake-
Blanche: Oh, my goodness, everybody, just look who's here! [a well-toned man in a skimpy police uniform arrives] Why, we must have the music up too loud. I'll turn it down. There's your criminal. Prosecute her to the utmost of the law!
Dorothy: Blanche!
Rose: Oh, can you believe this? The stripper's here and we're missing it, all because of these stupid blindfolds!
Blanche: OK, Furillo, drop your pants. It's time for a little search and seizure.
Police Officer: Touch me again and you'll go to prison, lady!
Blanche: Honk, honk! Blanche!
Dorothy: Blanche, we have company. [points to the sparsely dressed "police officer"]
Blanche: This means you're a real cop?
Police Officer: Yes, ma'am.
Blanche: The name is Devereaux. Blanche Devereaux. Whoo!