Dorothy Quote #849

Quote from Dorothy in Ebb Tide

Blanche: Dorothy, come look at these old pictures. I'm about ten years old in this one. Big Daddy just taught me how to ride a horse.
Dorothy: You were quite a little porker back then, weren't you?
Blanche: I was a little chunky, that's all.
Dorothy: Blanche, the horse's eyes are crossed. Oh, no. You were fat.
Blanche: Every little girl goes through that ugly stage.
Dorothy: Ugly, yes. But this is ugly and fat.
Blanche: All right. You seem to be getting a little bit too much pleasure out of all this.
Dorothy: Sorry, Blanche. It's just that you've always described yourself as being a great beauty. It's interesting to see that you were...
Blanche: Plump.
Dorothy: Fat.
Blanche: Enough.
Dorothy: I'm sorry. Fat, fat, water rat, fifty bullets in your hat.

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 ‘Ebb Tide’ Quotes

Quote from Rose

Sophia: Look at this, look! Here's a couple that's willing to pay $400 a night for a room.
Rose: $400? Back in St. Olaf, the most expensive room was $18.50. And that includes the cow.
Dorothy: All right, Rose. Why would you want a cow in the room?
Rose: It's the law.

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: Oh, good. The newspaper's here. Gimme the classifieds.
Dorothy: Oh, Ma, Ma, you're not gonna answer ads in the personals again, are you? We got a lot of complaints last time.
Sophia: Hey, he asked for a single white female who likes to party, and he got one.

Quote from Blanche

Dorothy: Blanche. Your picture's in the paper. And there's a big article about the Citrus Festival.
Blanche: What's it say, what's it say?
Dorothy: "Miami will be busy this weekend with ten major conventions." Listen to this. "The highlight being the Citrus Festival Ball, which is being chaired this year by 35-year-old Blanche Devereaux."
Dorothy: How much did that cost you?
Blanche: I don't have to pay for my compliments.
Dorothy: You went to bed with him?
Blanche: Twice. But it's not like I wouldn't have anyway.