Sophia Quote #713

Quote from Sophia in Three on a Couch

Dr. Ashley: In my experience, most domestic problems can usually be resolved through a willingness to cooperate and some hard work.
Dorothy: So you're saying if we become more tolerant of each other, we can work things out?
Dr. Ashley: In your case, there's really no point. You are totally incompatible.
Blanche: What?
Dr. Ashley: You are incompatible. You seem to bring out the worst traits in each other. I'm surprised that you were able to live together this long without killing each other.
Dorothy: But, Dr. Ashley, we came here for you to help us.
Dr. Ashley: Ladies, I like you. Save your money for the moving expenses.
Dorothy: Well, thank you, Doctor. It was difficult to hear, but [sighs] you're probably right.
Sophia: I knew you were a quack. If you were a legitimate shrink would've strung us along for months.

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 ‘Three on a Couch’ Quotes

Quote from Sophia

Dorothy: The real problem is you, Blanche. You are selfish.
Blanche: Oh, please. Everybody says what a giving person I am.
Sophia: She's talking about when you're in an upright position.

Quote from Rose

Blanche: The point is, Rose, you do this kind of stupid thing all the time. And if you're not doing something stupid, you're saying something stupid, or wearing something stupid, or cooking something stupid.
Dr. Ashley: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?
Rose: I think she's a garconanokin.
Dr. Ashley: Well, what exactly does that mean?
Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white. But in general, it refers to the kind of person you don't wanna share your hoogencoggles with.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words, so help me-
Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!

Quote from Blanche

Blanche: I'm Blanche Devereaux. And I know it's not pertinent at the moment, but I'm double-jointed.