Dr. Ashley: In my experience, most domestic problems can usually be resolved through a willingness to cooperate and some hard work.
Dorothy: So you're saying if we become more tolerant of each other, we can work things out?
Dr. Ashley: In your case, there's really no point. You are totally incompatible.
Blanche: What?
Dr. Ashley: You are incompatible. You seem to bring out the worst traits in each other. I'm surprised that you were able to live together this long without killing each other.
Dorothy: But, Dr. Ashley, we came here for you to help us.
Dr. Ashley: Ladies, I like you. Save your money for the moving expenses.
Dorothy: Well, thank you, Doctor. It was difficult to hear, but [sighs] you're probably right.
Sophia: I knew you were a quack. If you were a legitimate shrink would've strung us along for months.