Rose Quote #253
Quote from Rose in Love, Rose
Isaac Newton: But being Vice-Principal of a junior high school isn't as glamorous as it used to be. Oh, sure I still get to store all the Chocolate Clusters in my garage from the new band uniform drive, and of course I am the adviser to the French Club. But, you know, for the last fifteen years I've been asking myself, "Is that enough?" And a week ago I answered myself with a big fat "no".
Rose: Good for you, Isaac. It takes a special man to talk to himself like that.
Isaac Newton: Well, merci. That's French for "thank you". Anyway, that's when I decided it's about time I fulfilled my lifelong dream to join those daring men who soar above the earth.
Rose: You want to be an astronaut?
Isaac Newton: Oh, no. No, I don't like to go to the bathroom in my suit. I want to be a traffic reporter. I want the name Isaac Newton to be remembered.
Rose: You're remarkable, Isaac. All this and citrus farming, too.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Love, Rose’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Rose: Girls, was this the only mail today?
Blanche: Yes, can you believe it? People magazine is late again. I'm going to have to give that mailman another talking-to.
Dorothy: This time you might want to try something a little more forceful than asking him in for a Café Vienna and a warm bath.
Blanche: Dorothy, the man had just recovered from a hernia operation, and he was having trouble carrying his sack.
Quote from Blanche
Dorothy: Oh, Rose, honey, don't let this personals thing depress you.
Rose: Dorothy, I can't help it. I haven't been this depressed since I was rejected by Uncle Sam.
Blanche: Well, honey, if he was your uncle, it wasn't meant to be. It's not like he was your cousin, where the relationship might have had a future.
Dorothy: Tell me, Blanche. Did any of your relatives appear in Deliverance?
Quote from Sophia
Rose: Sophia gets chased, and I don't even get a letter.
Sophia: You want Willy, you can have him.
Rose: What's wrong with him?
Sophia: There's nothing wrong with him. OK, so he's 90. He has the profile of a tom-turkey and his butt hits his heels when he walks. He thinks he can pull it off because he wears an ascot and a jaunty cap.
Dorothy: He sounds kinda cute, Ma. I mean, why are you avoiding him?
Sophia: There's no magic, Dorothy. No sparks. You know what I mean?
Dorothy: He's 90; you're 80. Sparks are dangerous.