Adult Adam: [v.o.] In a bitter twist of fate, my mom had finally gotten her Non-Athlete Senior Night, but her favorite non-athlete was nowhere to be found.
Beverly: Now I have to pretend to care about these dorks who couldn't have gotten off their butts to play a sport.
Brea: And yet you came and insisted we sit together.

Barry: Shopkeep! In addition to wedding dresses, does this place sell tuxedos for both man and penguin? Oh, no.
Joanne: Oh. There's my guy.
Lainey: Hi, Barry.
Ren: Hey, Barry.
Barry: My current girlfriend, two former sweethearts, plus a girl I made out with at a party once?
Valley Erica: In my defense, I was sober that day.
Erica: This is hilarious, but also... [gags]
Lainey: Oh, my gosh! Look at how red he's getting.
Joanne: Let's turn this up a notch. Which one of us is the best kisser?
Barry: I-I couldn't possibly...
Beverly: But I could. [chuckles] Mama always wins best kisser, no contest. Come on. Let's show 'em how. [kisses]
Erica: This day is so much better than I could have hoped for.
Barry: Let me go! Let me go!
Beverly: No! No!