Beverly Quote #940
Quote from Beverly in I Coulda Been a Lawyer
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my mom didn't go into an office but she did have an important job, getting the Goldbergs' day off and running, and it all started with a hearty breakfast.
Beverly: Ghostbusters cereal for my little Marshmallow Man.
Adam: [singing] Crunchin' makes me feel good!
Beverly: Triple protein, quadruple egg, and quintuple cheese omelet for my grizzly Barry.
Barry: My body will turn all of this into muscle immediately. Watch.
Beverly: Erica, Raisin Bran with a prune juice chaser. What's good for the heart is also good for the bottom.
Erica: Gah, Mom! But also, thank you.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘I Coulda Been a Lawyer’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Murray: Okay, that does not help. We really gotta wow 'em with your extra curriculars. All right, let me see your resume.
Barry: Boom!
Murray: All you wrote down was "left-handed" and that you're an Aries? That's not exactly "boom" material.
Barry: That's all I got. And technically, I'm a Pisces, but I don't want to be no stupid fish.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when she sent us off, that's when my mom's work really began. Yes, I'm calling about my flight to Fort Lauderdale, which might as well have been to hell because that's what my back and upper groin have been in since we landed. What does "TWA" stand for, anyway? "The Worst Airline"? You know what, Wayne? Just connect me to your supervisor. I'm gonna need to speak to your supervisor, Lydia. You know what? I need to talk to your supervisor. Just connect me to your supervisor. Well, maybe your supervisor feels differently. Let me speak to someone higher. Well, maybe your supervisor can help me. You know what? I demand to speak to your supervisor. Oh, you're the CEO? Well, then, I'm gonna need two first-class tickets and a mess of those little pretzel bags.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I've been saying it since the first time I ran that stop sign, that intersection is an accident waiting to happen, and it's high time Mama fixes the problem! You could've been seriously hurt!
Adam: How? I wasn't even there.
Beverly: But you could've been.
Adam: That's true.
Beverly: And, God forbid, you could've gone through the windshield like a delicious, little sack of potatoes, and, God forbid, a piece of glass could have lodged in your brain!
Adam: Oh, no!
Beverly: Thank God the shard got lodged in a place where you're fine, and they don't need to operate.
Adam: Thank God.
Beverly: But, God forbid, 20 years from now, you could sneeze, and boom! The shard shifts, and you're a veggie.
Adam: But I sneeze all the time!
Beverly: This is a parent's worst nightmare, and it's all because of a stupid stop sign!