Erica Quote #345

Quote from Erica in Let's Val Kilmer This Car

Other Erica: So, like, when exactly do you tell your dad I'm living here, too?
Erica: Yeah, he didn't take my news so well, so I was thinking that we never tell him and I sneak you snacks like a pet turtle.
Other Erica: This is a nightmare, but I have no options, so I am a turtle.

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Beverly: That's the point. I know exactly how to butter up your father. You do it with meat. And actual butter.

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