Adam Quote #563
Quote from Adam in Spaceballs
Adam: [imitates laser fire] Look, it's Han and Chewie. [imitates laser fire] They came back to help the rebels. 'Cause what's more important than space money? Friendship. [as Yoda] Do or do not. There is no try.
[normal voice] Never underestimate tiny bears. Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors! [imitates blaster firing] While IG-88 didn't play a huge role in the movie, he did get his own action figure. See? It shows that everyone in the galaxy is important. [as C-3PO] Oh, no. They're dying, R2. [imitates ship flying by; normal voice:] And Luke's all, "Aah!" And then Vader chucks the Emperor down the reactor chute, and we realize there's still good in us. And that, my friends, is why Star Wars is the best.
Jackie: They're talking about a missile-defense system.
Mr. Geary: Good stuff.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Spaceballs’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Erica's ditching college to form a band.
Murray: No.
Erica: Well, look at that. Dad's still alive and oddly calm, considering I'm dropping out.
Murray: The reason I'm so calm is because it's not happening, moron. I was a deadbeat loser before college. It turned my life around.
Beverly: And dropping out was the biggest regret of my life. I could have been a lawyer.
Murray: She could have been a lawyer!
Quote from Beverly
Murray: I'll fix it.
Erica: Fix it how? How is he moving so fast on a bad foot?
Beverly: Your father's been activated. It's a combo of aggravation, frustration, and rage so powerful it makes him the most determined man on the planet.
Pops: Look at him go!
Erica: How is he across the quad already? Is he climbing stairs? He's climbing stairs two at a time, and without a rail.
Beverly: Even stairs can't stop him when he's activated.
Quote from Coach Mellor
Jackie: Oh, my God. Adam, this is fantastic. Look, you guys. This is exactly what this paper needs, a political cartoonist.
Adam: Uh, whuzzanuh?
Dave Kim: Oh, man. He's using Darth Vader as a commentary on Reagan's destruction of our environment.
Coach Mellor: We are not printing this smear piece, commie! Ronald Reagan's an American hero, and he created the Presidential Physical Fitness Test with his bare hands.