Adam Quote #562

Quote from Adam in Spaceballs

Jackie: Hey, you know what would be fun? Adam, why don't you show us some new cartoons that you made for the paper?
Adam: Maybe after dinner?
Mr. Geary: Listen, you wanna stir things up with your drawing? You should hit Star Wars.
Mrs. Geary: Vinny, stop. Last thing Adam needs is to hear you rant about Star Wars and overblown budgets.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] By pure fate, the conversation suddenly pivoted to the one topic that I could debate like a pro.
Adam: No, no, no. I promise you I can convince anyone to love Star Wars.
Mr. Geary: All right, I can see you're a man of passion, like myself. Convince me.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Unfortunately, Jackie's parents were arguing about this defense system from the '80s nicknamed Star Wars. I only knew about the other one.

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 ‘Spaceballs’ Quotes

Quote from Murray

Beverly: Erica's ditching college to form a band.
Murray: No.
Erica: Well, look at that. Dad's still alive and oddly calm, considering I'm dropping out.
Murray: The reason I'm so calm is because it's not happening, moron. I was a deadbeat loser before college. It turned my life around.
Beverly: And dropping out was the biggest regret of my life. I could have been a lawyer.
Murray: She could have been a lawyer!

Quote from Beverly

Murray: I'll fix it.
Erica: Fix it how? How is he moving so fast on a bad foot?
Beverly: Your father's been activated. It's a combo of aggravation, frustration, and rage so powerful it makes him the most determined man on the planet.
Pops: Look at him go!
Erica: How is he across the quad already? Is he climbing stairs? He's climbing stairs two at a time, and without a rail.
Beverly: Even stairs can't stop him when he's activated.

Quote from Coach Mellor

Jackie: Oh, my God. Adam, this is fantastic. Look, you guys. This is exactly what this paper needs, a political cartoonist.
Adam: Uh, whuzzanuh?
Dave Kim: Oh, man. He's using Darth Vader as a commentary on Reagan's destruction of our environment.
Coach Mellor: We are not printing this smear piece, commie! Ronald Reagan's an American hero, and he created the Presidential Physical Fitness Test with his bare hands.