Lainey Quote #63
Quote from Lainey in The Opportunity of a Lifetime
Erica: Seriously, college is the best. My classes are, like, so interesting.
Lainey: Mine, too. I'm always like, "I did not know that."
Erica: I love the parties and meeting smart people and living with my roommate, who is awesome.
Lainey: [scoffs] Tell me about it. I love my roommate, The Raven.
Erica: The what?
Lainey: It's her Wiccan name. She's so cool and artsy and chain smokes and flicks the ashes at me while I sleep.
Erica: Yeah, she doesn't sound great.
Lainey: That's 'cause she's not! She's horrible and scary! And I hate her and everything else at college.
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Quote from Barry
Beverly: I just- I wanted to tell Barry, uh, [quietly] don't pitch.
Barry: Did you just call me a "dumb bitch"?
Beverly: No, I said "don't pitch."
Barry: What? That's even worse!
Quote from Barry
Beverly: Look, I spoke to Coach Mellor. He said the most likely outcome here is that you'll be a city-wide pariah.
Barry: [gasps] The fish that have teeth? Yes! They're the sharks of the river.
Beverly: Not "piranha," Barry. I'm saying you'll be a laughingstock.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Lucky, Adam, thank you for joining me. Today, Big Tasty wins the most coveted prize in AM radio.
Adam: You do realize these are virtually impossible to win, right?
Barry: Not when you invented a top-secret formula that guarantees me to be the 100th caller.
Adam: Seriously? How?
Barry: Two words, Math matics.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 85. So close.
Barry: It's 1.7 seconds per call, so if I multiply the amount of callers by the rate of calls, then I dial them up in exactly-
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Dial right now! Don't wait another second!
Barry: 37 minutes.
Adam: Yeah, that's not right.
Radio Announcer: [v.o.] Just hit caller 90.
Adam: You should call right now!
Barry: You dare question my Texas Instruments?! It's from Texas. That's where NASA is, bro!