Erica: Seriously, college is the best. My classes are, like, so interesting.
Lainey: Mine, too. I'm always like, "I did not know that."
Erica: I love the parties and meeting smart people and living with my roommate, who is awesome.
Lainey: [scoffs] Tell me about it. I love my roommate, The Raven.
Erica: The what?
Lainey: It's her Wiccan name. She's so cool and artsy and chain smokes and flicks the ashes at me while I sleep.
Erica: Yeah, she doesn't sound great.
Lainey: That's 'cause she's not! She's horrible and scary! And I hate her and everything else at college.