Geoff Quote #24
Quote from Geoff in The Greatest Musical Ever Written
Barry: Come on, Dan. Really dig in there. I'm mostly muscle. How are you not getting this?
Andy: Oh, I am loving mine. Naked Rob is really working out those knots.
Naked Rob: Shh, shh, shh. Just let your day fall away, bro.
Lainey: Ooh, a massage circle. Can I get in on this?
Barry: No one touches my girlfriend. Everyone form a line, not a circle. Lainey's first.
Geoff: I got to be the masseuse caboose? Screw this. I'm telling Ms. Cinoman on you guys.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Greatest Musical Ever Written’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, putting aside that you don't know the title or the show and that we're already rehearsing, can you even sing?
Barry: Of course. I sing rap style.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, well, there's no rapping in this play.
Barry: [Rapping] # Her name's Oprah Winfrey # Her partner is Stedman Back off, Donahue, or else you're a dead man She's a cultural icon, collected and calm She's Oprah Winfrey, America's mom [clicks tongue]
Quote from Adam
Lainey: And guess what? You're Raoul.
Adam: Wait are you sure it's not the other Adam Goldberg? He's an actor, too.
Lainey: There's an "F." It's Adam F.
Adam: My first big part. Suck it, other Adam Goldberg! Don't tell him I said that. I fear him.
Quote from Barry
Ms. Cinoman: Yay. Well, uh, thank you.
Barry: And then I break dance and kiss Lainey and win whatever's the theater equivalent of the Stanley Cup. I'll thank Oprah in my speech.
Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, the show's not about Oprah.
Barry: But hear me out. Could it be?