Ms. Cinoman: Okay, uh, putting aside that you don't know the title or the show and that we're already rehearsing, can you even sing?
Barry: Of course. I sing rap style.
Ms. Cinoman: Oh, well, there's no rapping in this play.
Barry: [Rapping] # Her name's Oprah Winfrey # Her partner is Stedman Back off, Donahue, or else you're a dead man She's a cultural icon, collected and calm She's Oprah Winfrey, America's mom [clicks tongue]

Lainey: And guess what? You're Raoul.
Adam: Wait are you sure it's not the other Adam Goldberg? He's an actor, too.
Lainey: There's an "F." It's Adam F.
Adam: My first big part. Suck it, other Adam Goldberg! Don't tell him I said that. I fear him.

Beverly: Hey, Boopie. What's with the board? It's a year of maxing and relaxing with nonstop blow-off classes. Well, at least you're taking one real class.
Erica: Which is?
Beverly: Home ec. Running a house is the hardest job in the world.
Erica: You know, some people put a man on the Moon, and others put parm on a chicken.
Beverly: Uh, you sound insane right now. Home economics is the cornerstone of civilization.
Erica: Or it's a class football players take to make drop cookies.
Beverly: That's what they're teaching you? How to drop a hunk of batter on a sheet?
Murray: When did you get so anti-drop cookie?
Beverly: They're not gonna teach you how to darn a sock, pepper a ham or bleach an undie?