Barry Quote #1640
Joanne: Barry, I think you cut yourself a little with that staple gun.
Barry: [raises bleeding hand] Just let me finish.
Joanne: It's bleeding pretty bad.
Barry: No, Joanne. What's bad is how much I screwed up.
Joanne: You need to get a rag or maybe a tourniquet! [Barry sighs] Do you not feel that?
Barry: The only thing I can feel is the pain I caused you.
Joanne: At least put some pressure on it or, like, elevate it over your head.
Barry: Exactly. I'm over my head in love with you.
Joanne: It's really pumping. I can tell when your heart beats.
Barry: When that apartment came up, you should've been my first thought.
Joanne: You're about to have no more thoughts because you are running out of blood. [wraps scarf around Barry's hand]
Barry: I always want to put you first, and I definitely want to live with you.
Joanne: That's incredibly sweet, but we need to get you some medical attention, like, now.
Barry: So you forgive me?
Joanne: Yes, of course.
Barry: Yes! Bar-Bar and Jo Jo are back! [clicks stapler] [hugs Joanne] Oh, I feel a little light headed.
Joanne: Sure.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Crush’ Quotes
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: There is a way, you know.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Geoff: You think you're the only one who knows how to play the game of flirtation and romance?
Beverly: I'm listening. Tell me how to beat the system, wise Geoff.
Erica: No, no, no. Don't fill her head with sunshine. Now put the baby down.
Geoff: No.
Erica: "No"? What is this "No"? I'm not familiar with it.
Geoff: You complimented my thighs, and you didn't even mean it. My thighs are amazing. They taper and bulge in all the right places.
Quote from Geoff
Erica: You know about my flirtation game?
Geoff: Oh, I know all your moves. But you don't know mine. There's only one thing that gets someone's attention. Jealousy.
Erica: [scoffs] When has that ever worked for you?
Geoff: Oh, sweet, foolish, naive Erica. You didn't pay me the time of day until you saw a little candy on my arm.
Erica: Wait, Evy Silver?
Geoff: I used Silver to get the gold. Goldberg, that is.
Erica: You... played me? Mom, this can't be who you listen to.
Beverly: You know, making him jealous instead of doing nothing seems to be the better choice.
Geoff: Yes! Now watch my sweet thighs disappear as I walk away in victory. [walks off]
Erica: His thighs are pretty amazing.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Where have you been, young lady?
Beverly: Oh, Erica. [chuckles] Did you wait up for me?
Erica: How was I supposed to sleep, knowing that you were out running around in the streets with God knows who, doing God knows what?
Beverly: I just went out with Joe to get ice cream after the dance. No biggie.
Erica: Oh, "no biggie"? It's a very big biggie! Do they not have phones at this ice cream establishment?
Beverly: Okay, I didn't think...
Erica: That's right, you didn't think. Now go to your room while my brothers and I decide what to do with you.
Beverly: Sorry. I'll do better next time.
Erica: Yes, you will, or there won't be a next time.
Beverly: Is that it?
Erica: Well, you're lucky that it is. Now, tell me everything about Joe.