Geoff Quote #435
Geoff: There is a way, you know.
Erica: What are you talking about?
Geoff: You think you're the only one who knows how to play the game of flirtation and romance?
Beverly: I'm listening. Tell me how to beat the system, wise Geoff.
Erica: No, no, no. Don't fill her head with sunshine. Now put the baby down.
Geoff: No.
Erica: "No"? What is this "No"? I'm not familiar with it.
Geoff: You complimented my thighs, and you didn't even mean it. My thighs are amazing. They taper and bulge in all the right places.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Crush’ Quotes
Quote from Geoff
Erica: You know about my flirtation game?
Geoff: Oh, I know all your moves. But you don't know mine. There's only one thing that gets someone's attention. Jealousy.
Erica: [scoffs] When has that ever worked for you?
Geoff: Oh, sweet, foolish, naive Erica. You didn't pay me the time of day until you saw a little candy on my arm.
Erica: Wait, Evy Silver?
Geoff: I used Silver to get the gold. Goldberg, that is.
Erica: You... played me? Mom, this can't be who you listen to.
Beverly: You know, making him jealous instead of doing nothing seems to be the better choice.
Geoff: Yes! Now watch my sweet thighs disappear as I walk away in victory. [walks off]
Erica: His thighs are pretty amazing.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Where have you been, young lady?
Beverly: Oh, Erica. [chuckles] Did you wait up for me?
Erica: How was I supposed to sleep, knowing that you were out running around in the streets with God knows who, doing God knows what?
Beverly: I just went out with Joe to get ice cream after the dance. No biggie.
Erica: Oh, "no biggie"? It's a very big biggie! Do they not have phones at this ice cream establishment?
Beverly: Okay, I didn't think...
Erica: That's right, you didn't think. Now go to your room while my brothers and I decide what to do with you.
Beverly: Sorry. I'll do better next time.
Erica: Yes, you will, or there won't be a next time.
Beverly: Is that it?
Erica: Well, you're lucky that it is. Now, tell me everything about Joe.
Quote from Erica
Erica: Friends, huh? Well, I want you ask yourself these three questions. Do you get excited being around Joe?
Beverly: Excited? No. Eager and enthusiastic? Sure. Sleepless energy that crackles with electricity? Kind of.
Erica: Do you do things to get his attention?
Beverly: Never. I mean, do I bake him endless cakes and pies? Yes. Do I write cute little notes and put 'em in his cubby? Of course I do. Do I make faces at him in the carpool line? [chuckles] How could I not?
Erica: And, lastly, do you get easily flustered being around him?
Beverly: Absolutely not.
Erica: Oh, hi, Mr. Perott.
Beverly: [gasps] All the vomit! [chuckles]
Erica: You have a crush.
Beverly: I have a crush.