Erica Quote #1474
Geoff: Honey, how long you gonna be?
Erica: Until all the hot water is gone.
Geoff: But I really need to talk to you.
Erica: Geoff, this is the first shower I've had in a week. I need to wash the spit-up, barf, and baby yak off my body.
Geoff: Aren't those the same thing?
Erica: Yes. No. Maybe? Look, I just need to listen to the sound of the water now, please.
Geoff: But your mom refuses to give me a second with Muriel.
Erica: Oh, you mean so we can take quiet showers, and showers with no talking, and shower with no other people in the room?
Geoff: I get it. She's a huge help, which is great for you, but I feel completely cut out of my child's life.
Erica: I don't know what to tell you, homie. Maybe find some time during the day when she's not around?
Geoff: You mean like when your mom's asleep?
Erica: Sure! That seems like an answer that would send you on your way.
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Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: Back in the '80s, my family loved Halloween. The crazy costumes, the treats, the tricks. But since we were all older and had a new baby in the house, this year was on track to be more like any other day.
Beverly: Oh, this Lost Boys movie is entirely too scary. I mean, who in their right mind moves to Northern California?
Adam: Okay, let's just focus on the movie. Blood-sucking immortal creatures of the night are hell-bent on hanging out with high schoolers. It has flaws.
Beverly: I would love to be a vampire. Oh! Staying young with you forever? [chuckles] That is every mother's dream! And I presume every son's.
Adam: Yeah. Dreams. We all have 'em.
Quote from Barry
Barry: The Halloween war is on!
Adam: I know I shouldn't, but... what?
Barry: As you know, the Kremps have placed a family of skeletons on their lawn as a direct challenge to us.
Beverly: I think that's just Ginzy's lame attempt at a playful holiday decoration.
Barry: It is clearly a game of neighborhood one-ups-man ship. I will not allow our family to be out Halloween-ed!
Beverly: I guess we could string some lights together, and, uh... Oh, maybe get one of those giant Hefty bags shaped like a pumpkin that you fill with leaves. So, fun, but you get a chore done.
Barry: I'm talking about celebrating the way Americans are supposed to. With a front-yard deathscape that will haunt children's dreams into adulthood.
Beverly: My sweet boy wants to take the neighbors down by outshining them. [chuckles] I raised you so well.
Barry: I'm your favorite child. Now, to the street to see my handiwork in action!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Let the nightmares begin!
Beverly: [gasps] I love it. Ginzy's sad skeletons are already hanging their heads in shame. [chuckles]
Barry: Undead JTP!
All: [flatly] Undead JTP.
Barry: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You are murderous ice-cream men! Act like it!
Matt: I know it's too late to ask this, but you couldn't have just done this by yourself?
Andy: Yeah, and why aren't you in costume?
Naked Rob: We let him pour raspberry syrup all over us, and that's the question you're asking?