Geoff Quote #368
Quote from Geoff in Adam Graduates!
Geoff: Please, do it for me. You know how much I used to love watching you perform.
Erica: I guess it'd be fun to just audition.
Geoff: Fun... the thing that girls just want to have, per Cyndi.
Joanne: Fine, you may have the looks and the incredible voice and a stage presence that draws the eyes, but you don't got what I got.
Geoff: Is it the address? I can just turn on the radio.
Joanne: Oh, damn it.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Adam Graduates!’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.