Barry Quote #1502
Quote from Barry in Adam Graduates!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And so, my brother hit the streets with one mission... get Beverly Goldberg to graduation.
Barry: [tires squeal] Where the hell is my mom?!
Virginia Kremp: [panting] She was so fast.
Erica: [panting] Like a racehorse, you know?
Virginia Kremp: We couldn't keep up.
Barry: Which way?
Essie Karp: There's no way to tell. I blinked and she was beyond the horizon.
Virginia Kremp: She has another gear, man. Like, so explosive through her thighs and glutes. Now, please, take me to my son's graduation!
Barry: Sorry, no time! [tires squeal]
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Adam Graduates!’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.