Barry Quote #1445

Quote from Barry in The Downtown Boys

Andy: I sing like an angel, but, unfortunately, I was just diagnosed with a rare condition called Dog-Hair Lung.
Jean Calabasas: I guess that's not nothing.
Barry: Damn right, it isn't. 'Cause Jean here is gonna transform us from a ragtag group with an alarming amount of physical and emotional ailments into a teen sound sensation.
Jean Calabasas: Why don't we start with some scales?
Barry: No need! I've already taken the liberty of writing an international mega-jam with choreography.
Jean Calabasas: It's called "Age Appropriate"?
Barry: There's a slim chance some of our fans might think we're slightly older than our smokin'-hot teenage personas. So I decided to steer into the skid, crafting a song that both rocks bodies and answers questions.

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Quote from Barry

Jean Calabasas: Uh, I guess we're really gonna do this. Two, three, four! [up-tempo music plays over speakers]
Barry: [all sing] # Oh, girl, where are you from # It's super cool that we're both so young #
Naked Rob: # Yeah, girl # I think it'd be groovy # To take you out to an R-rated movie #
Andy: # Hey, girl, there's nobody finer # But I cannot hang with you if you are a minor #
Matt: # Because of my age, certain statutes apply # If you're under 18 , then I'm just not your guy #
Barry: # Yo, girl # Or should I say, young lady # I need to see some I.D., and then we can go crazy #
All: # You gotta be age appropriate # We're boys but also men # Please be age appropriate # And that means 8 plus 10 #
Naked Rob: [baritone Voice] # Or older #
Barry: [rapping] # What's up, girl, or should I call you "madam"? # I know you don't know me, know me from Adam # Adam's my brother, he's 17 # If you're young like him, then you're too green # But if you can vote or buy a gun # Then you and me can have some fun #
All: # You gotta be age appropriate # We're boys who can grow beards # Please be age appropriate # Or else it would be weird # [music ends]