Barry Quote #1396
Quote from Barry in The Kissing Bandits
Barry: Are their costumes less shimmery than normal?
Joanne: I'm no psychologist, but I think you miss watching ice dancing with your mom.
Barry: Gross. No. And I'm furious at her for the way she treated you the other night.
Joanne: It's okay. She clearly was missing her special time with you, and honestly, I kinda get it.
Barry: You do?
Joanne: Yeah. You two have been sharing this one thing together every four years ever since you were just a jacked little boy.
Barry: I guess watching Torvill and Dean is the only thing my mom and I do just the two of us. Oh, I messed this up.
Joanne: So go make things right.
Barry: I know exactly what to do.
Joanne: Just go watch with her?
Barry: Not enough. My plan has to be beautiful and intricate, like a Torvill and Dean twizzle.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kissing Bandits’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I got iced out by Brea, the Winter Games were in full swing at home.
Bill Lewis: Aw, come on, USA! Canada's flag is a leaf! That's the weakest living thing on the planet. Sure, I pressed a few into my memory journal last autumn after a lovely drive up to Vermont, but we should be raking these guys up.
Quote from Barry
Joanne: Is everything okay?
Barry: That's what I'm wondering. Have Torvill and Dean lost their magic? The hairs on my arms are laying flat.
Joanne: I meant with you. You have that look on your face like when they get your order wrong at Burger Chef.
Barry: What's so hard about light lettuce, twelve pickles, three onion slices, double cheese, two top buns and ketchup-mustard at a one to seven ratio?
Joanne: You like what you like.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After coming clean about his love of ice dancing, my brother was free to enjoy his favorite sport with his favorite girl... and our mom.
Beverly: Hot stuff coming through, and also cocoa. See, I'm playful and not at all super miffed and confused.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, someone had gotten between their secret mother-son winter sport!
Beverly: All right!
Joanne: Thanks for the hot chocolate, Mrs. G.
Beverly: My pleasure, and don't feel bad that you showed up empty-handed like a rude, intrusive guest who doesn't know her place.